[Shrt]

#Draynor.net IRC said:

(19:37:33) <+Insanse> its not even really a client
(19:37:37) <+Insanse> just a browser
(19:37:38) <@Clooth> yes it is
(19:37:40) <+Insanse> with no stuff
(19:37:44) <@Clooth> its a client.
(19:37:46) <AlecC> :o
(19:37:47) <@Paracropolis> .
(19:37:50) <@Clooth> just like firefox is a client for the web
(19:38:10) <@Paracropolis> and im your mums client

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<Prince> Are you ready for bed yet?
<Not_clooth> I'm in bed.
<Prince> Have you brushed your teeth?
<Not_clooth> Yes mom
<Not_clooth> Anything else mom?
<Prince> Nothing, I'm gonna talk to dad privately.
<Prince> Don't come into our room.
<Prince> Knock, if it's an emergency.
<Not_clooth> I sleep in your room.
<Prince> No, dad's not feeling well today.
<Not_clooth> I know...
<Not_clooth> He showed me
<Prince> What did he show you?
<Not_clooth> He has that blob between his legs mom

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<Prince> plz dream bout me
<Clooth> Y
<Clooth> I wanna finish that dream i had yesterday
<Prince> Oh, you saved it?
<Clooth> Yeah
<Clooth> Found a savespot

[Shrt]

#Draynor.net said:

(16:16:09) * cky` is now known as Clooth`
(16:16:10) <Galaxy> why yes I am :)
(16:16:31) <+Shrt> Reported, offensive language
(16:16:37) <Galaxy> tbh?
(16:16:45) <skillscape9> ahhh
(16:16:55) <@Clooth> !kb Clooth
(16:16:55) <+Shrt> Maurits
(16:16:56) * X sets mode: +b *!*@Draynor.net
(16:16:56) * Clooth was kicked by X (Requested)
(16:17:02) * services.SwiftIRC.net sets mode: -b *!*@Draynor.net
(16:17:03) * Joins: Clooth (~burg3r@Draynor.net)
(16:17:04) <+Shrt> WTF
(16:17:04) * X sets mode: +qo Clooth Clooth
(16:17:04) <@Clooth> fail
(16:17:06) <@Clooth> fail
(16:17:06) <@Clooth> fail
(16:17:07) <@Clooth> fail
(16:17:07) * Clooth` is now known as cky`
(16:17:07) <@Clooth> fail
(16:17:08) <@Clooth> fail
(16:17:11) <+Shrt> SPAM SPAM SPAM
(16:17:25) <@Clooth> cky made me kick myself!

[cky`]

booyah grammah

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(16:40:50) <@Clooth> I'm fat.
(16:40:56) <@dev> Clooth: you've told us.
(16:40:59) <@Clooth> :(
(16:41:02) <@Clooth> I've told you.
(16:41:14) <@dev> :(

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(12:18:29) <+SpeedAtNight> geez I need a new mouse >_>
(12:18:39) <+SpeedAtNight> mine double clicks when I single click
(12:18:40) <@DEVLIN> I think Clooth has one running around on his floor.
(12:18:46) <+SpeedAtNight> lol
(12:18:50) <+Greeen> XD
(12:18:51) <@DEVLIN> wait no
(12:18:53) <@DEVLIN> that's a hamster
(12:19:00) <+Greeen> same thing

[Jedi]

It was running inside a ball. :( all around the floor, HAMPSTER.

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Lololol.

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<Galaxy> yoooooooo
<Imnotabot> ok it shud be up
<Clooth`> yooooooooooooo
<Galaxy> lol
<Clooth> DEVLIN
<Clooth> my package is bigger than yours
<DEVLIN> Clooth
<Clooth`> yes
<DEVLIN> My penis is bigger than yours.
<Clooth`> oh
<Clooth`> You're right.
<Clooth> !kb Clooth`
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[INFO] You are banned from this channel.
=-= YOU are now known as Escablade

[Galaxy']

(20:01:07) <@DEVLIN> I ban everybody that pisses me off too, so I won't be bitching.
(20:01:14) <+Galaxy> haha
(20:01:22) <+Galaxy> I love you Dev, may I suck your pee pee?
(20:01:27) <@DEVLIN> ok!

[Ajgr]

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(22:00:39) <Galaxy> My pussy is hungry....
(22:01:07) <Galaxy> My pussy loves it when other people feed it

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(02:08:48) <%Downfall> my eye just hurt for a split second
(02:09:15) <+[^]> put lemon on it, it makes it feel better

[Shrt]

#Draynor.net said:

(23:02:37) <@devlin> oh
(23:02:38) <@devlin> ow
(23:02:40) <@devlin> what the fuck
(23:02:47) <@devlin> I suddenly bit my hand for some reason o_o
(23:02:49) <@devlin> and now I'm bleeding
(23:02:53) <@devlin> like wtf
(23:02:55) <@devlin> why did I do that

#Draynor.net said:

(23:04:28) <@devlin> like that time when I was unboxing my games
(23:04:34) <@devlin> and I kissed my copy of FF7 like I always do
(23:04:39) <@devlin> and it turned out to be covered in cat piss

[dev]

Shrt, on Jan 30 2008, 11:09 PM, said:

Do you quote everything I say?

[Shrt]

Maybe

[Ruined]

(17:53:04) <@Clooth> I can show you mine
(17:53:04) <@Clooth> :o
(17:53:06) <@devlin> fgt :(
(17:53:17) <@Clooth> >:o
(17:53:37) <Ruined> I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
(17:53:51) * @Clooth unzips.

[cky`]

(12:39:15) <@Paracropolis> lol my brother has just registered
(12:39:36) <Majinvegito3> Ello.
(12:39:55) <@Clooth> how old is your bro, para
(12:40:02) <@Paracropolis> 13
(12:40:06) <@Paracropolis> nearly 14
(12:40:08) <@Clooth> o
(12:40:12) <@Clooth> barely legal
(12:40:14) <@Clooth> for draynor
(12:40:14) <@Clooth> (A)
(12:40:25) <@Paracropolis> hes a skinny spotty angsty teenager
(12:40:32) <@Paracropolis> and highly annoying
(12:40:44) <@Clooth> Lol
(12:40:45) <@Paracropolis> luckily we dont live in the same house :P
(12:40:46) <@Clooth> *bans*
(12:40:50) <+Eissoj> lold
(12:41:05) <%cky`> Clooth since when has legality stopped you from talking to young boys before?
(12:41:06) <%cky`> :o
(12:41:08) * %cky` hides
(12:41:23) <@Paracropolis> tru dat
(12:41:24) <@Clooth> :o
(12:41:25) <@Clooth> amen
(12:41:29) <%cky`> lmao

[Galaxy']

[10:28:57] <Clooth> i dont like house
 [10:29:01] <Clooth> ill show you waht kind of music i like
 [10:29:18] <Galaxy> is butt sex considered Music Clooth?
 [10:30:11] <Prince> If butt sex is considered music, then i make music with Clooth everyday.

House Music is a version of Techno that has lyrics.

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<Shrt> I hate shaving my balls tbh
<Nofilicity> yeah :P
<Nofilicity> then the razor dies
<Nofilicity> and u throw it out
<Nofilicity> or attemptto clean the pubes
<Nofilicity> but i use disposables
<Nofilicity> :|
<Shrt> I'm to lazy to shave my balls, so I get a girl to.
<Shrt> lol
<Escablade> lolol
<Escablade> And then she cuts them off.
<Nofilicity> rofl
<Shrt> You'd be amased at how many girls will say 'yes' when I ask that question
<Kas> so thats why you have 10 rolls of duct tape in your bathroom
<Escablade> Maybe because you have long hair and play GH?
<Escablade> XD
<Shrt> possibly
<Nofilicity> i just ask for a blowjob, and secretly put duct tape on the inside of their mouth. Pleasurable and painful!
<Nofilicity> do not quote me

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<Lookin_4_a_good_time> hi
=== Lookin_4_a_good_time <~Shrt@Swift-F5917F2E.hurontel.on.ca> “Shrt”
=== Lookin_4_a_good_time: attached to cookies.ca.us.SwiftIRC.net “Yummy cookies!”
--- End of WHOIS information for Lookin_4_a_good_time.
<Escablade> hi shrt
<Lookin_4_a_good_time> wanna sex it up?
<Escablade> Nice name lol
<Lookin_4_a_good_time> FUCKER
<Escablade> XDXDXD
<Escablade> It displayed your IP address and main nick you used in this PM window. :P
<Escablade> Nice lol
<Lookin_4_a_good_time> o :(

Shrt thought he could pull a fast one on me.

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<Clooth> we have more guests online than tip.it
<Clooth> tbh
<Clooth> :x
<Aleco> Tip.it is only good for calculators
<Escablade> And good for toilet paper if you print it out. :)
<Clooth> WHAT
<Clooth> I would never touch my butt with that
<Clooth> ever
<Clooth> eww
<Clooth> *shudders*
<Escablade> lol
<Clooth> it'd leave an ink 'TIPS' on my ass

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<`Sgt`> nofilicity says he knows more php den u
<Clooth> stunned
<`Sgt`> and all u no iz rs sigs
<`Sgt`> LOL
<Clooth> !kb Nofilicity
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<`Sgt`> o
<`Sgt`> dis
<`Sgt`> didnt even no he wuz in here
<`Sgt`> .. 03.39.50 %Nofilicity all he knows how to do is Runescape Sigs
<`Sgt`> .. 03.39.54 %Nofilicity so he thinks hes PHP expart
<`Sgt`> uc
<`Sgt`> dum
<Inl> Selling dragon kite
<Clooth> nofilicity actually was my friend
<Clooth> or so I thought
<Inl> And he spelled "expert" wrong
<`Sgt`> .. 03.43.55 %Nofilicity lol nice whoever copy+pasted to clooth
<`Sgt`> .. 03.44.34 ..\Quit\#php\big-bear\~big-bear@Swift-F6C2690F.mia.three.co.uk\Ping timeout
<`Sgt`> .. 03.44.36 %Nofilicity `Sgt` im guessing
<`Sgt`> lulz
<Clooth> I'm in such a bad mood right now
<Clooth> fucking cocksuckers
<Aleco> :o
<Clooth> You be quiet.
<Aleco> Okay Sowwy

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Inl> Aleco
<Inl> Want the nick Alec?
<Aleco> YEAH!@
<Inl> Well that's unfortunate

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<GrantMynott> Please get: Paul Van Dyk - White Lies
<Paracropolis> no
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<GrantMynott> Shuddup not you
<GrantMynott> you don't even know what music is!

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Escablade> Tay
<Escablade> I had a weird dream last night.
<Tay> Should I be scared? ;o
<Escablade> lol
<Clooth> "runescape max hit" is our top keyword
<Clooth> thats funny
<Flockers> o_O
<Tay> lol.
<Tay> What was it Esca?
<Flockers> !google RuneScape Stat Signatures
<Escablade> I was going over to Australia for some reason, so I decided to call you to ask if I could stay in your house for a while.
<Escablade> You were like "HELL NO!"
<Escablade> So I did a bunch of shit in preparation and broke into your house so I could stay there.
<Escablade> It was really weird.
<Escablade> I woke up like, "wtf?"
<Tay> Woah.
<Tay> I'm scared now
<Tay> :(
<Escablade> inorite
<Alec> Yeah
<Alec> I would be
<Tay> ohi alec
<Tay> Haven't seen you around for a while.
<Escablade> Busy with the Mary Jane?
<Tay> or the kids?
<Tay> xD
<Escablade> ?
<Escablade> Mary Jane is marijuana. XD
<Tay> o.
* Tay panics.
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<Escablade> hahaha
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<Escablade> wb
<Escablade> Want some Mary Jane?
<Tovent> eek.
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<Escablade> XD
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<Escablade> o
<Escablade> Hi NotTay.
<Escablade> You must be new around here.
<Escablade> :)
<NotTay> Hello Escablade.
<NotTay> Yes.
<NotTay> WHERE CAN I GET A SIG!@?!
<Escablade> Your mask looks familiar, but w/e.
<Escablade> ~tovent@Swift-3522FD71.nsw.bigpond.net.au
<Escablade> ummmm
<Escablade> Press /join #0,0
*Clooth* Don't advertise in #draynor.net!
<NotTay> I stole that mask.
<NotTay> no.
<NotTay> u hax me
<Clooth> !kb Escablade no
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<Escablade> wut? :(
=-= NotTay is now known as BenjaminFranklin
<BenjaminFranklin> wut
<Escablade> o
<Escablade> Benny
<Escablade> I love some of your quotes!
<BenjaminFranklin> Yes, Esky (LOL)
<BenjaminFranklin> Why thank you.
<Escablade> "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
- Benjamin Franklin
<Escablade> :D
<Clooth> tay
<Clooth> msn pls
<Escablade> Why The Patriot Act needs to be stolen by terrorists tbh
<BenjaminFranklin> As yes, I remember that in great detail.
<Escablade> XD
<Escablade> Haha
<Escablade> Love this quote.
<Escablade> "The war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits."
- Paul Vixie (NANOG mailing list, September 1997)
<BenjaminFranklin> lolol
<Escablade> new sig tbh
<BenjaminFranklin> who me
<Clooth> Tay
<Clooth> msn
<Alec> You know people used to be killed by having their ass lubricated and a long wide pole stuck up it. Then they were left there for days until the pole finally poked through their intestines and killed them
<Escablade> You heard him Benny.
<Escablade> Alec: Thanks for sharing. :(
<Alec> I'm eating dinner
<Escablade> Maybe we can do that to Grant or Aaron sometime. :D
<Alec> Yeah
<Alec> But instead of a pole we could use something bigger... Like my penis
* BenjaminFranklin is away: School. Bye! (Left at GMT+8 07:46:04)
<Escablade> Haha, yeah right.

[Aaron]

*Revives*

<Clooth> my friend got banned for replying to 'my mom died in a car crash u jerk' with 'whatd she drop?'
<Clooth> o.o
<Aaaron> LOL
<Eissoj> ll
<PeterUK> lmfao
<[3_Hit_U]> HJAHAHAHAA
<Aaaron> XD!

[Aaron]

<Jessiii> And I'm not lesbian
<Jessiii> Yet.