[Master Elf]

My dad called. He said, "They got a cake and set up a little party." I was like, "Why?" {awkward silence} It was his birthday - and I had forgotten. FML.

[Aaron]

I walked to work at 5am to start at 6, to find out I in fact did not start until 11am. Epic FML.

[Kinny]

I wrote a few paragraphs in a college app about how hard I'd worked in high school, and decided to add an excerpt from a short autobiography I had to write last year. I copied and pasted the part where I talked about how I rarely studied for 3 years and bullshitted my way through 12 classes.

This is the school my father wants me to go to.

[SimplyDerek]

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I once had the girl i liked a lot comment one of my pictures. She commented one of me and a friend. Her comment said, "Wow the one on the left is really cute, can i have his number and does he have a girlfriend?"
i was the one on the right


FML

[Jeremy]

When I bought my new laptop, I received an offer to apply for a free upgrade to Windows 7. I told myself I'd do it before the release and not procrastinate. Needless to say, I waited until the evening of the day Windows 7 was released to order my copy. Because everyone had procrastinated like I did and the site for the orders was a half-baked piece of crap, the site was so slow that it took me about an hour to send in my order. FML

[Master Elf]

I bought shares in a company called OILXF because I read somewhere that it's a great price and the stock will go up soon. The next day, OILXF went bankrupt and the court ordered it to liquidate all assets. Now my shares are stuck. FML.

[Silverguy]

I promised someone I would return their favorite brand new condition book (essentialy) without a scratch. I woke up the next morning and the cover was ripped all to hell.

[Xavier]

I was walking across a soccer field and I got nailed in the nuts with a ball.
FML




(Btw, that sounded wrong.)

[Kinny]

A few days ago I was driving my friend to school, and I asked him if I should park across the highway or try to get a spot near the school. He said to try to school. When I was driving down past the school, a kid whipped backwards out of a driveway in his SUV and hit my car. Because of my friend's decision, I will not have a car for a few weeks.

[SimplyDerek]

Kinny
Im sorry, i still love you

[Tay]

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

I lol'd.

And woah, Kinny.. Sorry to hear about your car mate. Hope it doesn't take too long to repair.